Funny Friendship Quotes

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Funny Friendship Quotes:

"A true friend stabs you in the front."- Oscar Wilde

"A friend to all is a friend to none."- Aristotle

"Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does."- Jane Austen

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself." - Eustache Deschamps

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones"

"The best time to make friends is before you need them." - Ether Barrymore

"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." - Samuel Butler

"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." - Edwin Arlington Robinson

"We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends." - P.D. James

"A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway." - Fr. Jerome Cummings

"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." – Anonymous

"Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." – Anonymous

"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - George Carlin

"Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul." -Ambrose Bierce

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." - Esther M. Clark

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." - Anonymous

"I got a lot of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" - Archie Bunker

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." - John Leonard

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." – Silican proverb.

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." - Anonymous

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis

"Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces."- Austin O'Malley

"Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends." - Truman Capote

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!" - Doug Larson